Salutations to you all, persons of the world wide web!
Today be Olde-Fashioned Friday, and thus the posting of the blogge for this day shall be scrolled with flamboyant slang from yesteryear! On that note, allow me to go forth and discuss the happenings of this day.
Upon the cacophony of mine clock's alarm sounding, I lay in my bed refusing to awaken. However, life got the best of me, and arose I did from my slumber. I bathed, and proceeded to wear clothing of a more casual persuasion than normal, because I was fully aware that this day in the schoolhouse would be a simple and relaxing one. And indeed I was correct. In Biology, we were witness to a video narrated by the keen and sleek Brad Pitt, an actor whom I admire a great deal. In yon course of Acting, we witnessed scenes from our classmates done in total silence, and saw a bit of brilliant acting by a fine lad, Mr. Daniel Day-Lewis. During mine hour of liberation, I dined with my friends and had a modest meal at Burger's Plus, an establishment serving fine hamburgers and the like. And in mine Mathematics course, mine ears were tuned to a very long lecture, and I proceeded to do very little after the fact.
In yon rehearsal for the musical theatre production, mine body was subject to the torture of "Fosse fingers," named for the choreographer Bob Fosse, whom is responsible for their fame, among other strange contortions of the body as I, along with fellow players, were educated upon the ways of choreography for a musical act in the production, entitled All That Jazz. This we did for the entirety of the rehearsal.
It is at this point that you, mine fair reader, reach the paragraph where I, thine humble narrator, speak of romance and love. If thou hast no interest in such quabbles, then I humbly invite thou to continue on past this.
Mine mistress hath returned on this day from her journey on the slopes of the fair mountains, educating the youths of the world, and thus, I am jubilant. However, I do doubt that I shall lay eyes upon her radiance until Monday, unless by some miraculous intervention she does call upon me over this end of the week, however, such things are very not likely at this point. Thus, I am still victim to thoughts of mine mistress, and swoon at such thoughts. I am under the belief that she thinks of me little, and although there is little thine narrator can do in the matter, think not that I shall not do as much as I see fit that I can in the matter.
It doth seem that the necessary aspects of yon fair posting have been accomplished, and thusly I see no need to continue on the posting of the blogge for today. Thusly, I bid mine readers the best of evenings, and retire to mine chambers to relax and rest before arising before the rising of the radiant Sun to journey far away to the peaks with mine devices of skiing and swoop with great speed and precision down the slopes. Fare thee well, friends.
This doth conclude the posting of the fair blogge The Mindless Ramblings of the Nerd for this day, the Twenty-eighth of January, Year of our Lord Two-Thousand and Eleven. I do hope that you shall return to this blogge tomorrow to bear witness to another wonderful, enthralling, and intellectually-stimulating posting!
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Magnificent post for this fine evening.
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